I Can Fix Stupid But It’ll Be Expensive Shirt | Heavy Equipment Mechanic Tee
I Can Fix Stupid But It’ll Be Expensive Shirt | Heavy Equipment Mechanic Tee
I CAN FIX STUPID… BUT IT’LL BE EXPENSIVE.
Some repairs require parts. Some require tools. And some require figuring out what the hell somebody did before you got there.
The I Can Fix Stupid But It’ll Be Expensive shirt by Blue Collar Trash is made for the mechanics who get called after somebody has already said, “I tried fixing it myself.”
Featuring our rugged BCT Farm Boy mechanic, busted heavy equipment, service truck, and farm dog, this design captures a situation every seasoned mechanic knows a little too well.
Made for the guys who earn their living keeping big iron running—and occasionally fixing somebody else's questionable decisions.
Design Reads:
I CAN FIX STUPID…
BUT IT’LL BE EXPENSIVE
Perfect For
- Heavy equipment mechanics
- Diesel mechanics & technicians
- Field service technicians
- Farm & equipment mechanics
- Equipment operators
- Construction & excavation crews
- Service truck mechanics
- Skilled tradesmen
- Mechanic dads, husbands & boyfriends
- Coworkers and crew members
Design Details
- I Can Fix Stupid But It’ll Be Expensive back graphic
- Rugged Farm Boy mechanic
- Heavy equipment & service truck scene
- Farm dog companion
- Distressed vintage BCT styling
- Small coordinating BCT chest logo
- Original Blue Collar Trash artwork
Shirt Details
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton
- Comfortable for year-round wear
- Classic crew neckline
- Ribbed collar designed to hold its shape
- Reinforced shoulder tape
- Side seams for added structure
- Durable printed artwork
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
- Iron on low heat if needed
We can fix it. But stupid costs extra.
BLUE COLLAR TRASH — For the people who keep shit running.